A runner preparing for the London Marathon has expressed his irritation at his regular route being cluttered by pedestrians.
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Tom Logan, whose training route takes him the half-mile from
his City office to his flat in Shoreditch, regularly finds his way obstructed
by slow-moving, unhealthy people. “It’s ridiculous,” he said. “It’s 5pm on a Wednesday.
Where are all these people going?”
But Emma Bradford, a legal secretary from Wimbledon, complained,
“I’ve been at work since 7.30 and just want to get home in peace, and suddenly
this prick comes lumbering towards me like he’s some kind of elite athlete expecting
the crowds to get out of the way of his £300 trainers and ‘I ran the world’
tee-shirt. It’s pathetic.”
Logan, who plans to participate in the marathon by watching the closing stages on television after spending the morning at Homebase, said, “I'm an elite athlete. These trainers cost £300. I ran the world. You’d think these plebs would show some respect.”
Logan, who plans to participate in the marathon by watching the closing stages on television after spending the morning at Homebase, said, “I'm an elite athlete. These trainers cost £300. I ran the world. You’d think these plebs would show some respect.”
With apologies to the Daily Mash
